Movies (because Ive got nothing better to do)
Eunice: Well, since we’ve already broken the fuck barrier… allow me to be blunt. It is because I’m so fucking smart, that I make smart people feel like they are retarded.
-Julie Benz (Boondock Saints 2)
The Boondock Saints 2

I loved the first one so i figured they would totally ruin this sequal because lets face it no one makes a damn decent sequal these days. I was totally wrong loved this one more than i did the first. All the same characters are back and it really makes for a bad ass sequal. I dont really want to give to much of it away because in my opinion it was that good. Basically the saints come back to America after years of hiding because a prist has been murdered(they dont fuck with anti-religion), but you come to find out it is a lot more than that. The saints even get a comic relief sidekick who makes the movie even that much better.

The boondocks saints is defiantly not for everyone. See the first one before you see this one are you will have no clue what is going on. I just am a real big fan of this serious I don’t no what it is. It took 10 years to prodece a sequal for the first movie and all saints day lives up to the hype. Am just hoping they dont wait another 10 to make a third.

5 out of 5 (that’s right this mother fucker is perfect)

So you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna do something really outrageous, I’m gonna tell the truth.
- John Travolta
From Paris with Love

I got this from netflix really not having a clue what the hell it was about. I just was like fuck it John Travolta is in it how shitty could it be. It is basically like a 007 movie with more badass violence. Jonathan Meyers plays James Reece who is sorta of a secert agent slash personal assist. He is deployed for a secert mission to help Travolta who plays Charlie Wax take down coke dealers but he soons finds their is more to it then that.

Travolta is perfect for this part, he is a sarcastic, gun toting bad ass. He totally makes this movie. Meyers character is more of the whimpy never have fired a gun type of guy, but the two characters together make for one hell of a movie.
Kasia Smutniak plays Meyers very sexy foreign girlfriend.(so hot) Who you come to find out has something to do with the whole thing and it fits in to the story perfect. I mean honestly the movie isnt perfect but you cant go wrong with shooting people up.

4 out of 5 stars (Travolta you are a bad ass)

You can’t undo the past… but you can certainly not repeat it.”
-Bruce Willis
Surrogates

 

Bruce Willis is here to save us from a robot killer. Movie starts out with this long spill about how this company has made these robots called surrogates people can dress how they want and live their lives though them all my sitting in a chair. You can be who you want, look how you want, and never get hurt. Murder and crime are a thing of the past because you live though your surrogate that cant get hurt, But somehow someone has found a way to kill people through their surrogates and it forces Bruce Willis to turn in to a bad ass cop again(Die Hard in Robert form.)

I would say the idea is great but the story lacks a real point. I understand its a cool concept to see people living through robots, but the story really never get going to a point were i was like whoa no way. It isnt a bad movie, shit you cant go wrong with anything Bruce Willis is in. You could have him walk around and hop in a bunny suit and it prolly would be a hit. Bruce Willis will always be a personal favorite of mine, and his acting again carries this movie.

3 out of 5 stars(Bruce Willis you are jesus in actor form)

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull’s ass but I’d rather take the butchers word for it.”
-Chris Farley
Rampage

I watched this movie last night because i was trying to sleep and couldnt. My brother told me to because it was quote “fucking insane,” so i decided to see what was up. It starts out with Bill (Brendan Flectcher) a 23 year old who from what I can tell has some major phycology issues. His parents tell him he has to move out and at first he seems ok with it, but as the movie go on Bill starts to have flashes of fire and people dieing. Long story short you come to find out Bill has been planning a killing spree in his town for months. He orders all this hightech bad ass riot gear, and some fully automatic weapons and hits the town. Basically he just walks up and down the town blasting everone he see’s in sight, their is one part when he lines all the hot chicks up in this beatuy shop n mows than down that is partically hauting. Anyway you come to find out why he decided to do it, and you sort of think he is a genius at the end of it.

Now this has to be one of the most graphically violent movies ive seen in recent times. Its not sick like you going to what to throw up, but more like holy shit he is killing everyone with no regard for human life sick. The movie really makes you think about people and if you have one of these crazy people who live on your block. The movie I really would go as far to call genius. I really enjoyed watching this. Its not the best movie visually, actually thats prolly the reason it didnt go to thearters is that the camera angles kinda suck at times, and Fletcher is the only acter i know, besides the guy from dawn of the dead the newer one.( he doesnt count cuz in dawn of the dead though cuz he gets it 25 minutes in)

4 out of 5(god senceless violence is amasing)

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
-Adam Sandler
Grown Ups

Most the time i would say any Adam Sandler movie I get all “holy shit ive got to go see it now” and i felt the same way about Grown Ups. I thought with this all star cast its going to be a good one. Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, David Spade, Kevin James, and Rob Schneider all star as buddies who win a championship basketball game in the late 70’s. It starts with them as kids at the basketball game and transtions to their lives 30 years later. They all recieve a phone call one day that their coach (the crazy asst coach in water boy among over parts in all Happy Madison movies) has died. They all reunite at the funeral and decide to go to their cabin they hung out at all though their youth. They all deal with their own personal demons while getting back in touch with each other and their familes. For example Sandler plays a succesful movie agent but is ashamed of his fame in front of his friends so he trys to act like his nanny is a foreign exchange student to help him seem less hollywood.(Selma Hayek plays his hot ass wife)  All the friends each have their own story and they all mash together while trying to get their kids off of electrics and their families together, and get out doors and have some fun.

This movie has a lot of potential to be funny but all in all it just wasnt that halirous. I think I maybe laughed out loud one time. With this cast you would think “my god this is going to make me piss my pants” but instead what trys to act like a comedy really turns out to be a family drama that just really isnt that good. I usually like Rob Schnider but his character seems really forced in to this movie as the werid old lady dating friend. All in all it is an ok movie not bad, but not what you except from the guy who made water boy and happy gilmore.

3 out of 5 stars(next time Adam Sandler just you and Chris Rock do it alone)